They keep coming! And the Gnome loves them... Overheard in a gym, this one was worthy of an Alan Bennett script.
Two lancastrian ladies of a certain age, immaculately attired in flourescent leotards so reminiscent of the 1980s were rocking up and down on one of those abdominal exercisers when the following pearl of wisdom was produced.
"I haven't managed to drink a cup of tea for ages. I think it is something to do with the menopause..."